Post by hazefc on Apr 2, 2009 23:48:03 GMT -5
Two days before the first he mentioned something to me about having to owe money. He said he had to sell his PS3 and DVD player just to pay our cable bill. I've never noticed a cash problem with him. The next day he tells me he thinks he has to sell his car because he couldn't afford it and he has one of those Ford Focus leased too. He told me he might owe around almost 10,000 in taxes he has never paid off. I thought I was just gonna end up being a nice guy and give him the money he needs cuz I got plenty of money and a great job workin for North Royalton and he's like my best friend. I asked my wife if that was gonna be the best thing to do. She said whatever. Anyway April fools comes up and I was getting ready for work and decided I had an hour before I had to leave so I threw on some Oblivion. I heard a few knocks at the door so I opened it and here is two cops. They asked for my roomate and put him in cuffs and told me that he was going away for a while for tax ivasion. I thought he was gone for sure. I called up my wife and told her what happened and just as I get off the phone my door is knockin again. I open it up...the same two cops and I saw them drive off with their siren on. The one guy says he found something by my car and held up a bag that looks like weed. I'm thinkin oh shit it isn't mine cuz mine is in my room and im trippin cuz I think he's gonna search my house and find a bag of Illegal tobacci lol. I kept telling him it's not mine but they put me in cuffs cuz it was next to my car and I was the only person home so they knew it was mine. Then as I'm laying on the floor in cuffs I see these pants that I recognize because of the hole in them. Look up and see my roomate with a fuckin cop hat on and a badge on this NWA shirt I have him years ago. He tells me "you're under arrest for suckin too much dick". LOL. It was the worst. Arresting me was just to spice up the prank sandwich a little. He actually hired cops and planned out an April fools joke. It was good but it scared the shit out of me. LOL!!!